Norwegian girls – love phrases – dating sites and marriage

Norwegian girls – In this post I give you:

  1.  Marriage in Norway –  a summary of the main issue with dating and marriage in Norway
  2.  Norwegian dating sites – websites where you can meet Norwegian girls
  3.  Book of love phrases in the Norwegian language –  a book on Norwegian love phrases (found at the bottom of the page for you to download), that will really work,  if you want to try to woe a Norwegian girl’s heart.

What are these ethereal beings from Norway like?

Think elves, like from Lord of the Rings.

The lonely landscape of Norway causes introspection.

Since there are not too many elves around these days, think you can find many garden variety Norwegian girls on Youtube.

For example, Cornelia Grimsmo is a sweet, intelligent sensitive Norwegian Youtuber, and some people say she is good looking (personally think she would be a good fit for something like the next Star Wars movie compared to that non-describe English actress in the last one). She will be an excellent mother. I can not fault her for much. She even plays chess and watches Magnus Carlson. How can you not like her.

You could say she is the quintessential twenty something Norwegian female. Her honest introspection helps people who are developing emotionally, as she describes her personal journey and advocates compassionate clean living. Yet there is a superficiality about her videos. They get boring after the first couple you want.

Blond hair on a girl is not everything

Yes the blond hair and all interesting, but she is tattooed and has had multiple boyfriends for her age and does not believe in God and can not discern any uplifting message other than having fun and be nice. For me ‘being chill’ does not satiate a deeper need of having meaning in my life.  I would not marry a person like that. If you are looking for a wife, marry someone who is real, non-materialistic, and not engaged in endless trips to fashionable shops and cafes.  Maybe if she were to go back to school or take religion seriously or homestead or do something than just film her parties, than she might be interesting.  I want a meaningful life not that. I recommend you see through superficial beauty.

All that said, if I were single, Norwegian Millennials  are not marriage material. They would not even be the slightest consideration.

Despite the rustic romantic beauty of Norwegian girls, I personally would not marry one, unless her faith and devotion exceeded her beauty.

There is an issue with Norwegian women and broadly Scandinavian relationships, with some exceptions.

All that glitters is not gold and all that is gold does not glitter.  – J. R. R. Tolkien

What is it? They are not religious

Therefore, ultimately transcendence is limited to humanistic endeavors (eventually boring) and their flight factor is high.  For example, if you were married and had a few children and all is happy, a Norwegian girl might leave you.  It is the paradox of Norway, they are family oriented and loyal people but with this main impediment in marriage. This is sad but true.

Whoever is not prepared to endure everything, and to stand firmly by the will of the Beloved, is not worthy to be called a lover. A lover must willingly accept every hardship and bitterness for the sake of his Beloved, and must never desert Him because of adversity. – Thomas Kempis 13th century German Monk.

  • Norway’s divorce rate is 44% (to be fair the US is over 50%). Reference: Marriage and divorce statistics”. Eurostat 2011. Retrieved 10 January 2013

This is in contrast with counties like Mexico (15%),Columbia(9%) bad Chile (3%)and others that have single digit divorce rates.

  • You give your life to your wife and family, and yet for many women, the door is always open. It is not the commitment of ‘until death do us part’, but rather ‘for as long as the love shall last’.

Is not Scandinavian socialism the cause? – It is not the Norwegian government’s cushy social benefits for single mothers or their new found prosperity with North Sea Oil or high tech, think Opera browser for example (I am an Economics Professor, and economics incentives are not the direct cause) , but rather it comes down to ideals. You are your religion and an embodiment of your beliefs, do not blame anyone or the abstraction of society.

Religion says your family is your life, no exceptions, even if there is hardship and someone is ill, including mentally, you take up your cross and suffer along aside them. Because this is where God is in our our darkness, feeling and suffering with us.  Humanism says your husband is an aspect of your life.  They will make a philosophy out of the psychology of rationalization for splitting up the family and having two household for the children to visit on the holidays. People do not understand this. It is the sad but true post modern world we live in and culturally prevalent in Noway.  It is the one main crack, in this otherwise picture perfect Scandinavian society.

Norwegian shyness appears cold but they have warm generous hearts, and are almost universally concerned about the planet as a whole.

Norwegian views on marriage is in stark comparison to other philosophies on marriage. For example, there are guys who drink and are prison, yet I know women that stay by their man. There are girls that have cheated and the men stay by their women. You can not explain it to someone who does not get it.  Marriage is forever because love is eternal.  Yet with such high divorce rates from Bergen to Tromsø to Stavanger, the cause is simply lack of commitment, people get bored and grow apart or find an excuse and then turn it into a necessity. This is so lame. There is no ideal to hold them together above man being the measure of all things, and you know where that leads, little weak people that we all are.

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Reality check: Guys are not going to give up, being international men of mystery, traveling the world, developing their intellect and life for a girl that simply is in love and has blond hair, blue eyes and a sweet voice. Marriage is a spiritual partnership.

Lets say you meet a hypothetical Norwegian girl, you will be enchanted by her beauty. OK she has had lets say  she has had seven boyfriends before you because there is little restriction on pre-martial relationships in Noway cultural nowadays. You get married and then what? Where is the transcendence? Where is the mystery and magic. You for her are just a better fit for one reason or another, psychologically or time-line wise in her life. As she evolves and her instinctual clock to reproduce is ticking (ticktock ticktock), you are the next stepping stone on her journey. That is so unhigh.

Endless visits to coffee shops, lounging on Ikea style furniture, with  a Mac or attending a Christmas event, when one does not personally believe in God, is empty as the years go by. Therefore, I am calling on Norwegian women (women are the guardians of culture), to consider where their culture is taking them.

It takes one person to start a revolution.

The empty reality of women from Norsk

Please watch: Bothersome Man – Norwegian film. This will sum it up for you about Norway. Everything is nice and in its place, but this is not life. I particularly like the scene with his girlfriend/wife, in the Ikea layout apartment and she trades him off for the next one, like a nicely placed piece of furniture.

The post modern world has replaced the practice of penance with going to coffee shops with your Mac book. And to be honest Noway is a lot better than other countries.

This is why I feel Scandinavian women might make nice girlfriends, but not for marriage.

Advice to Norwegian women

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became an adult, I put the ways of childhood behind me. – 1 Corinthians 13-11

This means you jettison childlike notions of God and the life that has lead your to embracing this greywater agnosticism you live.

Unfortunately Norwegian families struggle with high divorce rates and ‘latch key kids’ because the last generation of Norwegians rejection of authentic religious practice.

The greatest way you can honor and respect your parents is not live their mistakes. If they split up,  than reflect on this and be the generation that breaks the cycle, turn back to the faith of your grandparents and ancestors.

Read real theology for example by Hans Kung Does God Exist and examine the issues afresh. Faith is a radical reorientation of your life, like marriage is. This means not not going to give up your life but a fulfillment of your life. Replace the patterns of love and marriage you see around you in Norwegian culture with your own ethic of idealism.

In this most modern malaise, there is no triple sense Hegel commitment of aufheben, but rather, ‘two solitudes that greet each other’. Further, there is a ethos flowing around Norwegian women that advocates caution from the highs of lows of life, relationships should be ‘chill’. If I was chill and did not rescue my wife, we would not be a family today.

For me, playing it cool is not love, but a relationship you have with a little dog. Love is a complete turn your life upside down and abandon everything, career, home, even family (Romeo and Juliet) for love.

You want this person who is no limits, all or nothing, your heart skips a beat when they come into the room, everyday. For me I do not see it in women of Norway in the collective unconsciousness of the Millennials.

You can say it has to do with the social benefits so the government helps single mothers, or men or more players these days, but it is simpler than that.

Say good-bye to authentic penance and say hello to Tinder

The root of the culture is growing without religion, like a tumble weeds.   Lithe, ethereal and romantic transforms into to Tinder browsing, serial monogamous boyfriend relationships, tatooes and at best turning to money making New Age gurus like Deepak Chopra, or living by the laws of attraction, instead of meditating on the the book of Psalms for example.

  • If you met a Norwegian girl who was walking the walk, it does not matter, Lutheran or Catholic (Usually Polish immigrants into Norway), she is a keeper. She is the diamond in the rough, not her Blondie friends.

Where to meet Norwegian girls

  • -Norwegian dating site 1 moteplassen
  • – Norwegian dating site 2 – sukker
  • Tinder – You know what this is about.
  • Craiglist is overrun by foreigners seeking to marry a Norwegian woman for a visa. Marrying in Norway for an immigration visa to Europe is easy to obtain, but you have to be in true love this site is not the place.
  • Snapchat seems to be the crazy online fad in  the Kingdom of Norway
  • – seems out of the box but because of Magnus Carlsen, half the country is on this website.

Norwegian people are pretty amazing, intelligent people, if you can understand their culture is post modern European.

Norwegians like to escape off the grid to nature in rustic settings at least once a year. This adds to their charm.

If dreamy romantic fog filled fjords with breath taking peaks and aquamarine stream do not take your breath away, the looks of the high cheekbone blue eyed smiley Norwayan girls will, however, know that it will cost you with your life, if they leave you and there is a good chance they will.

The women of Norway are shaped by their environment both physically and psychologically.  It is not the environment for me, until there is a cultural revolution.

Love Phrases in Norwegian

Here I have written a short guide to love phrases in Norwegian if you want to try to meet a girl online or in person or using your cell phone texting her.

By Mark Biernat

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7 replies on “Norwegian girls – love phrases – dating sites and marriage”

It has also been my experience with the pretty and young, under 40, Ukraine girls I have met. They think they like you, but you are just the pathway to another pair of shoes, or another handbag. I spoke with a older manager lady from a Kiev dating service about this. Her comment, “these girls are unwise. They value more the shoes than a future with the nice guy who bought them for her”.

There may be a similarity in your frustration with the unwise choices girls make today, however, I feel Ukraine and Norway is slightly different.

Norway is expensive but also rich because of the North Sea oil and its proximity to the EU and its free trade treaties, while Ukraine has perpetual issues with Russia keeping Ukraine from the West, coupled with the experience of leaving the legacy of a Soviet brand of Socialism with all the corruption and Machiavellian politics.

Hence, Ukraine is poor and Norway is rich. In fact it is the reverse. There are many guys from developing nations focus on Norway to find their sugar girl, and getting an immigration visa or a lifestyle. Norwegian women are not looking for a rich guy as their life is already economically superior to most countries.

Western Ukraine is more religious and authentic, while Eastern Ukraine has this post-Soviet culture.

Norway is a mix of Western European relationship liberalism but not as far gone as many other counties like the Benelux countries. Norway still has a chance.

The main issue with Norwegian girls is they are not religious. This for me is a show stopper. Someone who does not see this life as a life of service to others, will eventually see ego rear its ugly head. One of the side effects of an ego untamed, rather than a practice of penance, self-denial and prayer, is troubled long term relationships. People do not realize this until too late. America is a sea of 50 year old post menopausal single mothers hardened by the betrayal of ‘being spiritual’ over having a practice of humility through time tested rituals.

This translates for you and me into once you get married and start to raise a family (they fulfilled their need to reproduce), their marriage often falls apart. Who wants that. Who wants to enter into a commitment that is false. The evidence is in their marriage success rate.
You might say I am wrong but, funny, I know the Amish and I do not see that in Amish country. My parents have been married over 65 years and they are walking the walk, and still go to Mass daily.

This new age agnosticism embraced by Norwegian girls is trouble for men looking for marriage. If you are looking for a girlfriend in Oslo, swipe Tinder and fire up Snapchat and play the numbers, you will find someone to meet at a coffee shop or more.

If you are looking for wife, there are countries with statistically more loyal women. If you found someone in Norway who say attends Den norske kirke or Den norske kyrkja and takes it seriously than she is a keeper.

Most women today have been seduced by the the lies of the media and all I can say is ‘they have eyes but do not see, they have ears but do not hear’.

Note: I see you changed my comment from, they pretend to like you to they think they like you.
Really though my experience has been with meeting maybe 50 Ukraine girls that they will seriously pretend to like you, but in reality its the little side gig they have going. Take you to dress shop then return the dress you bought for them the next day and split the money with the shop.
Its crazy waste of time to go to Ukraine.

So you mentioned there are other places. Certainly not Norway or any western country. I would have to live to be 200 years old and have a billion dollars to sort out all the insincere scam girls there and in Ukraine or Russia, before you find one that is sincere.

So where does a guy go who is tired of the waste of emotional energy, time and money, to meet a feminine, pretty, young lady that won’t divorce you the first time you leave the cap of the toothpaste tube, or because thats how she feels today.

Thanks for the comment. I really want to give you good advice, based on my personal experiences and the experiences of my friends that are happily married.

First, I only change comments to clean up either stop words, grammar or contractions or chat like writing. If I recall your comments are well written, I might have changed something minor for one reason or another.

Anyway, about Ukrainian girls, I really think you have to take a different approach. The normal approach is go meet women in Eastern Ukraine and speak no Ukrainian and put it out there that you are an American and dating.

I recommend that you really try to spend time there, if you can. If not, learn some Ukrainian. I know this sounds like hard advice but I have lived in Eastern Europe a good part of my life. If you are seen as an American with a big smile and cargo pants speaking only English, you will attract women who might size you up. If in contrast, you live there and teach English or attend a religious retreat or a yoga retreat, or take classes, or get invloved with permaculture or somthing cool you will meet authentic women.

Where to go to meet loyal women?

With all sincerity the only women that are not going to divorce you or have a chance sometime in the future are religious women mostly from religious countries, usually Catholic or Orthodox, but not exclusively.

Norway is not as bad as the US or the UK but its getting there. In the modern world why would a woman not just have her kids and move on, when the media has pumped them with such nonesense?

The only women I can see that are loyal are women that are not of this world, but for a higher calling.

That is they are not in name only Catholics or religious, but are walking the walk by practicing self purification and penance. But to attract those women you have to be a believer yourself. Again my parents married over 65 years and happy, my brother 30, my other brother 20 and myself and my friend many years, but we are all religious. My friends that are ‘spiritual’ or non-traditional are all being recycled through successive marriages and combined families.

When I compare 65+ years of happy marriage and my parents daily prayers, saying the rosary, with people who are of this world, I think there is no comparison when it comes to relationships. I am extremely happy after countless years with my wife. My wife is beautiful also which does not hurt. In contrast, with any person who does not walk the walk, you are rolling the dice.

In case it is not obvious, the book with romantic Norwegian phrases is above for download. It can he used in emails or chats to give your flirting that extra charm.

I am sure Norwegian women are every fit as fussy as women the world over and like them they probably care more about money than love.

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